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Dead On My Feet
by William Mark Simmons

THE LIVING DEAD WERE MAKING HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL . . .

A year ago, Chris Csejthe (pronounced "Chay-tay") was completely human - then a blood transfusion from the Lord of the Undead changed everything. No/w he is a hunted man, sought by human and vampire alike for the secrets he knows and the powers that his mutated blood may bestow. So far he's dodged undead assassins, werewolves, a 6,000-year-old Egyptian necromancer, and Vlad Dracula himself. But now he's really got problems.

The dead are turning up on his doorstep after dark to ask for justice and the police want to know where all those corpses are coming from. Undead terrorists are testing a doomsday virus on his new hometown and he's caught in the crossfire between a white supremacist militia and the resurrected Civil War dead. His werewolf lover, jealous of his dead wife's ghost, has left him. And the centuries-old and still very beautiful (and very deadly) Countess Bathory is determined to have his uniquely transformed blood for her own dark purposes.

Now, more than ever, life sucks!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Wm. Mark Simmons is the author of five novels. His first, In The Net of Dreams, was a finalist for the Compton Crook Award and made the Locus "Best" list in 1991. That novel, with its two sequels, When Dreams Collide and the new novel The Woman of His Dreams, have recently been published in one hardcover volume by Meisha Merlin Publishing. For Baen he wrote the popular and critically praised One Foot in the Grave, to which Dead on My Feet is a sequel. Simmons has worked as a teacher, actor, director, musician, and entertainer, hosting his own shows on both television and radio while winning awards as a journalist and copywriter. He currently manages a public radio station in Louisiana, and hosts a classical music program.

Published 6/1/2003
SKU: 0743436105
Ebook Price: $4.00 
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1. Rodney on 6/3/2010, said:

interesting story!
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2. Thomas on 5/16/2007, said:

The second book in the series, and by far one of the funniest. Well worth the time. Being undead, half dead, or whatever Csejthe is supposed to have become make for one very funny story. Tom Chism
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3. Joel on 1/3/2007, said:

This book - this entire series - is so different as to be almost uncategorizeable. You don't often get vampires, werewolves, demons, angels, zombies, sprites, voodoo spirits, skeletal dragons and mob enforcers, along with interesting history, detailed conversations on morality and most of a whole, theologically sound sermon. Oh, and don't forget huge amounts of tongue-in-cheek humor.
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